An Open Letter to All Cute Fluffy Bunnies:
Please stay out of our yard! Sammy will get you! If he comes near you, please don't make that high pitched squeaking , it will only make him think you are a squeaky toy! Have you seen what he does to squeaky toys? It's not pretty... I know our green grass and red warm mulch is very appealing, but for your own safety please stay away! Remember what happened to that bunny 2 months ago? How he lay lifeless in the garage? It traumatized me as much as it did you! Sammy doesn't understand how fragile you are, so please, for your own safety-stay away!
Love,
Woman
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